Emily. A swamp goblin in Houston. Assigned Clown At Birth.

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preytome:

yesterdaysprint:
Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913

needacupoftea:

pictures-of-dogs:
the age old question

stuft:

yeahiwasintheshit:
drinkyourjuiceshelby:
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
reblog for noises
I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv

catchymemes:

emotional-emotion:

Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle (2000 - 2006)

falewife:

lieutenant-columbro:
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he’ll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

fredbydawn:

Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY

national-shitpost-registry:

builtfjordtuff:
one-pearl-point:
jennilah:
jennilah:
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jennilah:
jennilah:
jennilah:
jennilah:
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective